Ek khayal jo Ibadat ban Gaya!

Aur aaj bin-chahe ek pandit se mulakkat hui. Kistamt batane ka karobar hai janaab ka, waah business ho to aisa jo khayal khareede aur khayal beeche! Yu to suna hai logo se ki kismat badal bhi sakte hai vo, magar itna bada jokim uthane ka irada nhi tha mera. Kuch curosity se jayada dare hue us khayal se main bhi apna future jab janana chaha, to pandit ji ne bade hi ulhue shabdon me, graho ke jhol-mel main lipta hue javab se shuruaat ki jo ki meri samajh ke pare thi. Aage fir samjahte huee, kuch aachi buri kahani gadhte hue us anjaan pandit me mujhe mere aane wale kal ki dhundli si kuch sachi-jyada jhooti si tasveer dikhayi...jise dekh mera man bada hi vichlit ho gaya. Dhero sawal utne lage, kuch to maine aade-adhoore andaaz main pooch liye they, par saikado andar hi dabe rah gaye. Pandit ke hisab se, kuch-kuch aachi cheezeen hone wali thi mere saath, aur bahut saari buri cheeze bhi jo shayad aachi ban sakti thi gar pandit se manga hawan, poojan, aadi karaya jaye. Ek-aat to bahut hi darane wali baate bhi batayi pandit ne....baatein to shayad khas nhi thi par jo dar ka beej us pandit ne bo diya tha man ke andar vo bina paani diye hi falta jaa raha tha. Ghar aakar isi udeh-bun main kuch ajeeb sa behave karne lagi main, extra conscious,,,taki kuch galat na ho...pandit ki buri baatein sach na ho, sirf acchi baatain sach honi chaiye....! Isse apni khudgarzi ka ehsaas to ho raha tha muje par is ehsaas se koi takleef nhi ho rahi thi! Bas apne us dar ko samet nhi paa rahi thi main...kehti bhi kisko. Papa to pandito ko mante nahi hain..haan sauk hai unhe...to sunte jarur hain...aur maa, unhe batana bhi kisi jokim se kam nhi tha... vaisi bhi suna hai maine ki dar chua-chut ki beemari hai! khair, mujhse raha nhi gaya aur maine sab maa ke aage ugal hi diya, saath hi gudiya bhi thi! Dono ne sun ke pehle kaha ki "kuch nhi hote ye pandit wandit" phir jara thekar ki maa boli ki "koi harz thodi hai upar karne main, jo bhi pooja paath bataya hai kar lenge" aur main samajh gayi ki vakai dar chua-choot ki beemari hoti hai. Hum sab bhaybeet logo ne aachanak se pooja shuru kar di, main maa se roz poochti aaj kitni der pooja ki aur maa bhi apne dar ki badhi fasal ka chadava pathar ki murthiyon ko chadhane lagi! Aur fir kahin na kahin, takleef hone lagi...takleef is baat ki ab bhi nhi thi ki hum kitne khudgarz hain jo sirf aacha waqt chate hain, par taqleef is baat jarur thi ki us shsyad aana wale waqt ki khatir hum kitne aaj dar main beeta rahe hain. Us din papa ne mujhe kuch yun phone pe samjahya, ki tum sab padhe likhe log is tarak kisi bi dhongi pandit ki baat mai kaise aa sakte ho. Kisse se poochu gar sahi hai saleeka ye Ibadat ka, Khuda kahe jaane wale us ajnabee shaks ka, Khayal jiski shaql hai, Khayal hi suboot hai!